Dear President Obama -- I Have Your Answers Right Here!

Afghanistan?

Health Care?

The Deficit?

Gay Rights?

Those are your problems -- not counting learning how to bowl, of course.

The answers are all very simple, you see -- and I'll spell them out for you and everyone else to see as well.

Afghanistan:

• It's NOT a WAR! Wars are fought against nations, and the neither the Taliban nor Al Qaeda are "nations."
• These two are criminals and criminal organizations!
• You don't use armies to fight criminals -- you use the police!
• ALL the successful actions against terrorism have been conducted by THE POLICE!
• Hence -- well the conclusion is obvious, right!?

Health Care:

• Pass ANY bill you can.
• Get it up and running
• See where the problems and mistakes are
• Correct them by amending the program
• WE DO THIS ALL THE TIME

The Deficit:

• LEGALIZE Marijuana and TAX it!
• Decriminalize EVERYTHING ELSE and TREAT it!

Gay Rights:

• There is no problem!
• They have them -- all of them. So protect them!

Any questions??

Sincerely,

Your Pal, Bob Pielke