O.J...Guilty...???

"Say it ain't so, Joe!"

What in the hell are we going to do now.....?? O.J. in jail for a felony -- is there nothing holy?

Who could possibly believe that this "paragon of virtue" [He has devoted his life to finding the "real" killer of Nicole and Ron, right?!] has intentionally injured, or threatened to injure, anyone?!

Well, I know 12 jurors [from so long ago] who wouldn't have convicted him on these trumped-up charges -- they are still walking around and breathing and, no doubt, outraged?!

Right??

Awwwwwww....I'm only kidding. Those 12 jurors from so long ago....KNEW he killed N and R....sure they did...that's WHY they declared him "not guilty"! THEY DID IT INTENTIONALLY. After all, NO one could be STUPID enough to think he was innocent!!

NO ONE!

That's right...absolutely EVERYONE on the planet who even rarely followed that infamous trial KNEW he did it...and they still do!

So did this jury in Las Vegas!

Did they vote "pay-back" this time?

Probably...

Do I care???

Hmmm....good question...glad you asked!